let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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