State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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