everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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