please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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