FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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