There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
