He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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