i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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