do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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