Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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