Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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