I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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