is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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