Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
where does the pee come out of this thing
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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