Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
