Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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