Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.