Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?