I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She announced her abortion via fbk
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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