"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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