dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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