If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
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Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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