WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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