What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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