I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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