One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
