and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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