windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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