And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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