I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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