brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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