Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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