Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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