Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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