I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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