Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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