if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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