so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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