im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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