My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Randomize
