Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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