dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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