Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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