around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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