it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Naked Twister starts at high noon
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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