worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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