Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
im holly from the hills drunk
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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