how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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