So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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