I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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