after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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