You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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