ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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