gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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