My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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