I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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