party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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